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I Have Trivialized Chris Rock’s Pain
But Will Smith Slapped Me Into a Frenzy My wife said I trivialized the Will Smith and Chris...
Jada Pinkett Smith is not Little Red Riding Hood
The problematic implications of thinking women defenseless Will Smith slapping Chris Rock wasn’t...
The Sadistic Psychopath The Media is Distracting You From
The media is always keeping our focus on obvious villains. The ones that make splashy headlines,...
That Night Before St. Patrick’s Day in Downtown Petaluma
A few months before my wedding, my wife’s cousins arranged for a limo bus to pick 25 of us up on...
If The World Doesn’t End Tomorrow
This apocalyptic reality is now just business as usual. I am thinking of sidestepping this one...
Under the Shade of Coconut Trees
Reminiscing on roots and drinking coconut water in Colombia. Roots, memories, personal essays.
The Man Who Disrupted the American Art Scene Forever
Revolutionary art through geometric configuration Approval. Acceptance. These were issues...
Peanut Butter Breath
What did you just eat? Is that peanut butter in your breath? My wife asked me clearly annoyed at...
Toilet Seat Politics
My wife gets upset when I miss the toilet. She doesn’t understand is not like I have a sniper...
Maybe You Are Not an Introvert
The pervasive myths of the extraversion spectrum My sister is the kind of person that would tell...
This Road Leads to the Orange Stain
Why Trump will win the presidency again Living in a bubble is fun. It is almost like living under...
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A Loogie On Your Face
A Loogie On Your Face
On Issues of Form, Content and Feedback Fernando Londono was addressing Colombia’s congress...
Looking at the Muffin in the Mouth
Looking at the Muffin in the Mouth
Some Conversations Are Hard to End He disdainfully looked inside the bag and asked me, “Is that...
My Wife Will Kill Me One Day!
My Wife Will Kill Me One Day!
Likely over a joke. My wife said, “The book I’m reading reminded me of you because the...
A Latino Supports Trump’s Super PAC
A Latino Supports Trump’s Super PAC
Espionage, immigration reform and whiskey “Let’s go to the Trump hotel,” my friend suggested...
Lack of Faith is a Losing Battle
Lack of Faith is a Losing Battle
Am I the only atheist hoping for rapture? Maybe when all the Christians leave, the rest of us,...
Pablo Escobar Left Many Problems Behind And 99 Hippos is One of Them
Pablo Escobar Left Many Problems Behind And 99 Hippos is One of Them
On Botero, Escobar and Fat-Shaming “Did you hear the one about the hippopotamuses in...
Dynamite For Our Old Wounds
Dynamite For Our Old Wounds
A Colombian New Year’s Tradition ‘El año viejo” was a tradition I grew up with in Colombia. A...
Vaginas All Over Bill Clinton’s Face
Vaginas All Over Bill Clinton’s Face
Bill Clinton? More like Bill Clits-On Scandals have a way of capturing our attention, and...
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