Pyramid-Selling Cures for Cancer and Swimming in the Shallow I felt the cold water gliding through...
Dealing With the Police and My Mom’s Lack of Patience
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Relationships
Strumming my Uke for Eternal Redemption
My life harboring musical secrets Growing up, I would see my sister sing around the house and my...
Land of the Free, Home of the Brave, Suitcases of Scents
Clothes in the United States Have a Different Smell I don’t know what it is. I don’t know if,...
Stealing From Our Cousins to Teach Them a Lesson
My sister’s unlikely, bumpy road to Mama Bear I learned from Instagram that my niece and nephew...
Sharing Complications of Unreliable, Lyrical, Guilty Pleasures
The criminals in our lives we can’t help but love Sometimes, I listen to songs I don’t want others...
Looking At Other Men’s Bananas
Why do men love to wear torn underwear? “You look like a little boy” are not the words you hope...
Beheadings, Plums, and the Spring I Flirted With Madness
A domestic mystery in my wine-country backyard When you are having kids, people warn you you will...
Almost Killed by a Werewolf
The Near-Death Experience That Shaped My Humor A werewolf chased me when I was seven years old. I...
Sans Parachute Skydiving Into the ‘Real’ World
What happens when your parachute doesn’t open “Leave her with me for one week; when you come get...
Convincing the World of My Height
Swinging a hammer to increase my height — Part 2 The construction company I worked for was a...
Seriously Handy Handicapped
Swinging a hammer to increase my height — Part 1 I spent nearly a decade as a construction...
This is More Than Pomodoro Techniques
The Savant-Like Productivity of Cheaters Photo by Malvestida on Unsplash Whenever I’m told someone...
Recent Articles
The Media’s Pressure on Average Men
The Vasectomy Dialogues: An Evolutionary Defense for Promptly Coming Photo by Irv P on Unsplash Scholars and women advocates like to talk about the effects of the media on women, but nobody talks...
Is a Father a Man If He Only Has Daughters?
The Vasectomy Dialogues: The Obsession Over Having Boys I laughed at how amazing it was that all this time bringing my oldest daughter to get “Paletas,” and she never goes, “That one! I want the...
Buying Homemade Greek Yogurt Through a Door Window
The Lengths We Covered in Barranquilla to Get Quality Bacillus Bulgaricus. Photo by Yasin Hoşgör on Unsplash If my dad drove fast enough as he was going up the hill, when he came on the other side,...