Where is Waldo’s Tip? “I am not your audience,” my wife snapped. “I don’t think those jokes...
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My Near-Death Experience
Taking stock of what’s important I almost died last week. We all have near-death experiences and...
Bathrooms for All… Except for Babies
In California, we have bathrooms designed to help people with physical disabilities. It is weird...
The Upper-Cut of Hate
My wife and I were one of those freaks that use to go Disney without kids. One time we were...
Nietzsche On Love and Leadership
I extend my arm towards my wife, give her a thumbs-up, and tell her, “I married well!” She hates...
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Strumming my Uke for Eternal Redemption
My life harboring musical secrets Growing up, I would see my sister sing around the house and my mom fawning over how beautiful her voice was. I would try to steal some of my mom’s attention and...
Asian Symbolism for Inefficient Parenting
Two bunnies, a stork, and the moon You show your kid how to do an entire night routine; the next night, you expect the kid to do it all on its own without your help. They brush their teeth, floss,...
Land of the Free, Home of the Brave, Suitcases of Scents
Clothes in the United States Have a Different Smell I don’t know what it is. I don’t know if, along with fluoride, there are also nanoparticles of detergent scents in our water that are activated...